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HERE IS A PUBLIC INFORMATION PAGE FOR A FINE NEW PRODUCT THAT IS SURE TO REVOLUTIONISE MEAL TIMES.........

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--- THE TASTY ALTERNATIVE TO EGGS ---

"lunch will never be ve same again...." (Canadian mother of 9)

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DEGGS ARE BETTER THAN EGGS LOOK.................

D I F F E R E N C E S

DEGGS (THE TASTY ALTERNATIVE TO EGGS) EGGS
DEGGS MAKE YOU HEALTHY EGGS MAKE YOU BAD
DEGGS MAKE YOU HAPPY EGGS MAKE YOU SAD
DEGGS ARE FUN EGGS ARE SHIT

"SINK A SUD WITH YOUR DEGGS AND GET THE DAY OFF TO A BRIGHT START"

cookin.jpg (35493 bytes) here is a modern family cooking with deggs, they're sure in for a treat mmmmmmmm !!!!!

NOT EVEN KNACKERED WHEELS CAN STOP THIS EXPRESS DELIVERY OF DEGGS

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PEOPLE NEED DEGGS!!

 

As you can see there is no comparison.........

Just look at the 2 under a microscope.

D E G G S E G G S
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HERE'S A SCOOP.......

ARNOLD SCHWARTZEDEGGER

PUN PROVIDED BY DAILY SPORT

here's a cheesy fuckin grin

ARNIE IS A DEGGS FAN....

.....SO I WAS EATING MY BRUNCH THE OTHER DAY WHEN WHO SHOULD POP BY BUT "ARNIE" YES, THE GREAT ARNOLD SCHWATZENEGGER FROM SUCH FILMS AS "JUNIOR", "TRUE LIES" AND "THE 6TH DAY" WELL, HE TOLD ME HOW HIS DEGGS-BREAKFAST WAS SO TASTY AND WHOLESOME THAT HE REFERRED TO IT AS "THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS" AND HE SAID "QUOTE ME ON THAT"....SO I DID

CLICK HERE TO HEAR THAT EXACT LINE FROM THE MASTER HIMSELF

REMEMBER YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST

Hand your deggs over or die!!! This film bites ass

Arnie as Mr Freeze


YE OLDE LEGENDE O' DEGGS

AHH, TWAS A COLD DAY BACK IN '94 WHEN ME AND ME MATE (WHO SHALT REMAIN NAMELESS) WERE TRAPPED IN VE WOODS WIV ONLY A BOCCUL OF CIDER AND A BONG, WE HAD JUST RAN OUT OF EGGS (WHICH WE WERE DINING ON) AND I SAID SOMEFING LIKE "ERE DANE , WE'VE RAN OUT OF EGGS" AND HE SAID "AHHHH" I HAVE BIN WAITING FOR VIS MOMENT, AND HE PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS AND BEGAN GOING "AHHHHHHHHHH" LIKE HE WOZ PREGGAS OR SOMFING AND VEN HE HAD A SHIT BUT IT WOZN'T A SHIT IT WAS AN EGG (OR SO ME FOUGHT) HE GUZ EAT VIS AND I DID, IT WASN'T AN EGG BUT A DEGG, MUCH NICER THAN A DEGG AND MORE HEALTHY, SO WE SURVIVED AND SET UP A SMALL BUSINES SELLIN VESE DEGGS, SUCCESS !! WE NOW SELL LOTS A YEAR AND WE ARE BOTH RICH AS FUCK HAHAHAHA WE BREAD DANES SO WE COULD HAV MORE AT ONCE HAHAHAHAHA....

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the woods in which deggs. they be discovered


 

DEGGS ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THEY ARE NOW ENDORSED BY JIM DAVIDSON

howdy folks!

SEE THE GREAT JIM D POP UP TO SAY HOWDY WHEN THE MOUSE ARROW CROSSES THE GREEN AREA ABOVE

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STAR OF BOOBS IN THE WOOD

REGIONAL DEGGS

WITH CLAIRE FRISBY

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Pictured with Tv god Harry Grasham

YO, I'M TV'S CLAIRE FRISBY (FROM SUCH SHOWS AS LOOK NORTH AND...OTHERS) AND I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU A SHORT REPORT (WITH PICTURES) ABOOT DEGGS IN YOUR AREA. WELL AS THEY SAY "PICTURES ARE WORTH 1000 WORDS" SO THIS IS ALL I'LL WRITE....

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DEGGS BY TWILIGHT

BEST BAND EVER !! SEE THEM !!

LOCAL HARDCORE METAL BAND POP LARKIN ALL EAT THEIR DEGGS !!

DON'T BELIEVE ME ?? CLICK ABOVE AND SEE


A DEGG IN TIME SAVES NINE

CONGRATS !!

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THIS IS THE JAPANESE DEGG EATING TEAM, THE'RE ALL CALLED JOHN, THIS SAVES TIME.

WINNERS OF DEGG EATING INTERNATIONAL

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BEST OF LOOK GUYS !!

HERE IS THEIR TROPHY

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DEGGS ARE A METAPHOR FOR LIFE, YOU KNOW, AREN'T THEY ??

 

all hail father deggsmas

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TAKE A SEAT AND LET ME TELL YOU OF FATHER DEGGSMAS (PICTURED ABOVE)

FOR HE VISITS ONCE A YEAR AND SPREADS DEGGS TO PEOPLE FAR AND WIDE, HIGH AND LOW AND SO ON. HE REPRESENTS ALL THAT IS THE SHARING OF DEGGS THE WORLD OVER. HE AND HIS PARTER, MUNGO JERRY KEEP THE SPIRIT OF DEGGS ALIVE IN AN OTHEWISE CRAZY WORLD. PEOPLE SPEAK OF EASTER BUNNY AND FATHER CHRISTMAS BUT THEY ARE MADE UP, FATHER DEGGSMAS AND MUNGO JERRY ARE REAL AND THEY ARE COMING TO YOUR TOWN TO SPREAD THE DEGGS.

FATHER DEGGSMAS SAYS : HEY KIDS, BE GOOD OR I WON'T COME.

WE TOOK A RANDOM BLOKE FROM VE STREET AND HIS TWIN BROTHER TO TEST VE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEGGS AND EGGS,

VE RESULTS WERE ASTOUNDING.

D E G G S

E G G S

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LOOK HE IS VERY HAPPY AND READY FOR ANYTHING, HE LOOKS ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE. HE NOW HAS TURNED TO THE GOSPEL.

OH NO NO NO NO NO, YOU LOOK ILL, AFTER NOT EATING DEGGS IT SEEMED LIKE  WORSHIPPING THE DEVIL WAS THE ONLY OPTION. THIS MAN NOW KILLS PEOPLE AND EATS THEIR INSIDES!

......deggs today gone tommorrow.....

FOLLIS TOP 10

-10 BEST SITES ON THE WEB-

YES, YOU SAID IT, IT'S SHOPPING SEASON AND THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING : SHOPS. YES A SHOP WILL GIVE YOU GOODS (AND OCCASIANALLY 'BADS') IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR SPONDOOL.  IN THIS CASE DEGGS AND DEGG RELATED PRODUCTS, NOW AT FIRST THEY SAID I WAS CRAZY, "NOTHING WILL REPLACE EGGS I TELL YOU, NOTHING" IS WHAT THEY SAID, THEY JUST HAD TO BREAK THE ICE AND GIVE DEGGS A TASTE, AND SOON AS THEY DID THE SHOPS WERE LITERALLY BURSTING AT THE SEEMS WIH THESE DEGG RELATED PRODUCTS, HERE IS A LIST OF SOME OF THE BETTER ONES.

 

DEGGS PRODUCTS YOU CAN BUY FROM VE SHOPS.....

  • EASTER DEGGS (THINK OF YOUR LOVED ONES)

  • DEGG FRIED RICE

  • DEGGADE (NOW DRINK YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD!!!)

  • ALCOHOLIC DEGGADE (ONE FOR THE GROWN UPS)

  • CADBURY'S CREAME DEGGS

  • FREE RANGE DEGGS

  • DEGGS IN A SHED (CURRENTLY BANNED)

  • SAFARI DEGGS (ONE 4 THE SUMMER)

 

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a typical family discussion involving deggs:

dad: ere mum i am well hungry, mekk us sum snap

mum: ok, i am also like well hungry lets av a look and what is in ve cubbard

dad: well what is in vere ??

mum: nowt is in ve cubbard but vese funny lukkin eggs

dad: vey aren't eggs you silly bint, vey are DEGGS

mum: happiness has shined on my day

dad: mine too

DEGGS WERE THEN CONSUMED BY THE HAPPY FAMILY

WHEN IN ROME.......

W H E N I N R O M E . . .
E A T C O P I U S A M O U N T S O F D E G G S A S T H E Y A R E M U C H C H E A P E R . . . A P P A R E N T L Y

 

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....YOU'RE BETTER TO HAVE HAD DEGGS THAN HAVE NOT HAD DEGGS....


VIIXIV                                                    THE BOOK OF DUEG                                                VIIXIV

AND NOW FOR SOME PROSE WITH

SISTER BENDY

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* * OPEN YOUR VAST  SCROLLS TO PAGE VII  * *

*   *   Y E    M A N   W H O   L I K E D   D E G S E  *    *

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN WHO LIKED DEGGS,

THE FARMERS THEY CHOPPED OFF HIS LEGS,

BUT DEGGS ARE SO GOOD,

HAVE THEM WITH YOUR PUD,

THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOUR FAKKING EGGS!

 

Sister Bendy (C) 1745

NO DEGGS FOR YOU, DIGS FOR YOU !!

    INTERNATIONAL CORNER

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS SITE IN GERMAN

doesn't always work

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CLICK HERE TO SEE A FAT GERMAN

FOYF_HE_GOD@HOTMAIL.COM

Jim's had his deggs, see him by clicking that

FOLLIS TOP 10

-10 BEST SITES ON THE WEB-

 

D-E-G-G-S-I-T-E-S

SEARCHING FOR DEGGS ON A MAJOR SEARCH ENGINE; I FOUND THE FOLLOWING SITES:

DEGGS

THIS PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP DEGGS.

PUBLIC PROFILE FOR DEVL DEGGS

VERY DEGGY WEBPAGE

CAF… IM DEGGS

IN A WORD - DEGGTASTIC

DEGGSPAGE

THIS SEEMS MORE EGGY THAN DEGGY BUT MAYBE IT'S JUST FOR LARFS

Deggs, Deggs, he’s our man!

THIS MAN HAS DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO DEGGS - CHECK HIM.....

RICKY DEGGS

....SO HAS THIS MAN

DEGGS IN DEGGENDORF

A GERMAN LOOK AT DEGGS

 

YOU FEEL DEGGS ARE A PART OF YOU ??

SPREAD THE WORD.....LET DEGGS BE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE WORLD

 

THE GREAT LoRD ONCE SAID.........

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Things actually said by our saviour - the king of kings.

"he who eats his deggs first shall eat his pudding first"

"never underestimate guam...they'll bite your balls off given half the chance"

"Get the fack off my back you faggots a man needs time to think"

"when you're eating cockles and deggs you know you've hit the bigtime"

(quote brought to you by frank c.tawt head of cockles uk (grimsby) who was there at the time so he is proof that the lord said that)

"you've gotta earn a crust"

"when in rome...."

"Great minds discuss ideas;

Average minds discuss events;

Small minds discuss people."

"if you've got degg on your shoes you know you've had a good night"

"Anger is only one letter short of danger"

"If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;

If he betrays you twice, it is your fault."

"a degg in your pocket is good but one in your belly is better"

"Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,"

"some people eat toast...others cereal"

"Pencil Me In"

"a runner will always try to out run his opponent but will a fisherman always fish for compliments"

HE DIED FOR OUR SINS BUT SPOKE WORDS OF WISDOM BEFOREHAND.

 

DEGGS-TEDDY NEEDS YOUR VOTE!!

IN THE GENERAL ELECTION THE DEGGS PARTY (REPRESENTED BY DEGGS-TEDDY HIMSELF) ARE HOPING FOR LOADS OF SEATS, YES WE ALL NEED TO SIT. TIRED LEGS ARE RESULTING IN A POOR WORK RATE.

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don't be sad deggsteddy, help is at hand

PLEASE PLEDGE £15 A MONTH, THESE PEOPLE DON'T WANT HAND-OUTS, JUST DEGGS AND SEATS SO PLEASE HELP. ALSO MONEY FOR OTHER STUFF READ BELOW.

OTHER PARTY MEMBERS...

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UGLYBEAR

AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS POOR SOUL IS ONE UGLY FELLOW, HE NEEDS YOUR CASH FOR SOME SURGERY TO MAKE HIM LESS UGLY, AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE'LL BE ACCEPTED, AND GET REVENGE ON HIS CRUEL OWNER.

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DICKENS BEAR

DICKENS BEAR IS A THINKER BUT SADLY HE WAS MADE WITH OVERSIZE LEGS AND AS A RESULT CAN'T WALK, IF YOU PLEDGE £15 A MONTH HE'LL GET A NEW PAIR OF LEGS AND WILL BE ABLE WALK UPTO HIS LESS-THAN-TALENTED CREATOR AND EXPRESS HIS STRONG FEELINGS, UNTIL THEN HE'LL JUST SIT ON THIS FLOWERBED SOAKING UP THE RAIN AND OCCASIONAL PISS FROM LOCAL CAT.

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CRAFTY BEAR

AS YOU MAY HAVE GUESSED CRAFTY BEAR IS CRAFTY. YES HE'S A CUNNING FELLOW BUT AS THE OTHERS HE IS DESPERATELY UNFORTUNATE, YES HE HAS DEVELOPED ATHRITIS IN HIS LEFT KNEE DUE TO ONCE AGAIN POOR DESIGN, YOUR MONEY WON'T CURE HIS ATHRISITS BUT WILL BUY HIM A GUN, SO IF EVER HIS MASTER RUTURNS FROM SOUTH KOREA THIS BEARDED BEAR WILL GET THE LAST LAUGH.

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w h a t ' s   b e h i n d   t h e   D O O R ?

A SPIFFIN' NEW PARTY GAME FOR PEERS THE WORLD OVER !!

YOU GUESSED ???

ASK A BUNCH OF CHUMS TO ASSIST YOU IN A THRILLING BOUT OF "WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR" SIMPLY WILL YOUR PALS TO EACH PLEDGE A SHILLING IN A FORM OF LEGAL BETTING, THEN SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHAT'S SITTING BEHIND THIS DOOR ? AND WHOEVER GUESSES CORRECTLY TAKES THE SPOILS!! THINK YOU GOT IT ?? CLICK THE DOOR TO FIND OUT WHAT'S THERE......

"GEE YOU GUYS, THIS IS TOUGH!!!"

(EXPECTED REACTION FROM FELLOW PEER)


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PLEASE NOTE THAT THE DEGG BOOK ASKS  TAXING AND PERSONAL QUESTIONS THAT MANY WILL SIMPLY BREAK DOWN WITH STRESS HASSLE OR PRESSURE. SO IF YOU DID NOT 'GET' THIS PAGE AND YOU THINK IT IS 'WIERD' AND I AM 'WIERD AS OAT' THEN PLEASE LEAVE NOW WITHOUT A FUSS. ON THE OTHER HAND IF YOU THINK YOU HANDLE THE MIGHT OFF THE BOOK O' DEGGZ THEN GO AHEAD, IT'S YOUR FUNERAL....

(PARTS OF THE ABOVE SENSENCE STOLEN FROM SIMPSONS)

DEGGS -  A FOOYF AND CRUUST PRODUCTION 2001